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This is a culinary crime. So many things are wrong. Everyone loves a good veggie scramble, but this ain't it. Huge chunks of veggies. Unskinned onion. I'm pretty sure that's the dagger that Kratos used to kill the Greek Pantheon. No water or oil or anything until way too late. And worst crime of all, using that giant dagger to slice stuff in the pan. And no one's eating that on the go. Insane.
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https://i.imgur.com/9B4U0Ax.mp4

Be careful out there.
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Look, I was running low on groceries and they have some good bread. Sure, I could've bought all the ingredients and made two subs at home for the price I paid for one at a restaurant and with fresher ingredients and less fruit flies, but dammit, I was soo hungry! Plus, in some weird, messed-up way, I kinda like asking a stranger for red onions before correcting myself and asking for more red onions than that. Then, more red onions than that. I know that I could personally slice and add my preferred amount of onions. I take full responsibility for my lazy and mildly grating behavior. From here on out, I will act like an adult and make my own sandwiches*

* chicken sandwiches and burgers are excluded as they are socially acceptable to receive from a stranger due to the inherent moderate difficulty in preparation
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Non tutte le ciambelle riescono col buco
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Jesus fuck. Was that kid okay?
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Those bison videos are hard to watch. It's one thing to be an idiot and risk your own safety, it's another to risk your kids.

Bison are famously territorial and will charge anything that gets too close or anyone who antagonizes them. And physics favors them. Even being in a car doesn't necessarily mean you're safe.

Wild animals, especially anything with horns or antlers or claws or venom, should only be viewed from a respectful distance.

Never try to pet wild animals. It's always better to pet animals that are accustomed to it, like actual pets and tame animals at a petting zoo.
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