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Re: stupid jokes
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2026 6:41 am
by Unbeliever
"A penny for your thoughts" is now "A C-note for your thoughts."
Re: stupid jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2026 8:21 pm
by Hydra009
Anthropologist: The earliest human religions were centered on Cervidae.
Me: Deer God!
Anthropologist: Exactly.
Re: stupid jokes
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:41 am
by Unbeliever
Doctor to patient: "I've got bad news and worse news."
Patient: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "You've got 24 hours to live."
Patient: "OK, what's the worse news?"
Doctor: "I should have told you yesterday."
Re: stupid jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2026 3:04 am
by Cassia
I bought a pen that can write under water...
it can also write other words and phrases.
"I have a parrot that says good morning", says one guy.
So, the other guy says, "I have a can that says "Beans" "
Re: stupid jokes
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2026 1:02 am
by Unbeliever
Alongside antimatter and dark matter, scientists have now discovered doesn't matter, which has absolutely no effect on anything in the universe.