Another life ago, I'd see churches sending missionaries to somewhere in Africa or Asia. But one place really stuck out to me: Christchurch, New Zealand.
They were going to spread the "Good News" to people living in a place called Christchurch. I don't wanna rain on your parade here guys, but I'm pretty sure they got the memo. Call it a hunch.
This is basically like going to Italy to tell Italians about pasta.
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Hydra009 wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2026 1:30 am Another life ago, I'd see churches sending missionaries to somewhere in Africa or Asia. But one place really stuck out to me: Christchurch, New Zealand.
They were going to spread the "Good News" to people living in a place called Christchurch. I don't wanna rain on your parade here guys, but I'm pretty sure they got the memo. Call it a hunch.
This is basically like going to Italy to tell Italians about pasta.
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Re: stupid jokes
I tried to be an Eskimo once.
It didn't work out.
Turns out, I just wasn't Innuit.
It didn't work out.
Turns out, I just wasn't Innuit.
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Yukon do it if you have a canoe attitude.theantithesis wrote: Wed Aug 19, 2026 5:01 pm I tried to be an Eskimo once.
It didn't work out.
Turns out, I just wasn't Innuit.
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A young artist is exhibiting his work for the first time, and a well-known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"
"Yes, of course," says the artist.
"It's worthless," says the critic.
"I know," says the artist, "But I'd like to hear it anyway."
The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"
"Yes, of course," says the artist.
"It's worthless," says the critic.
"I know," says the artist, "But I'd like to hear it anyway."
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Me playing a board game with my brother:
Me: Can I be Frank with you?
Him: Sure
Me: Okay, you can play as the Britons.
Me: Can I be Frank with you?
Him: Sure
Me: Okay, you can play as the Britons.
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I just wanna thank everyone who bought a globe from us. Your support means the world to us.
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I asked Bobby to take a yoga class with me.
He answered, "Namastay right here".
He answered, "Namastay right here".
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
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Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You steer, I'll man the guns".
Dam.
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Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You steer, I'll man the guns".
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*in an action movie*
*try to shoot a bad guy but out of ammo*
*throw the gun at him in frustration*
*find some ammo*
"Hey...so, can you throw that back?"
*try to shoot a bad guy but out of ammo*
*throw the gun at him in frustration*
*find some ammo*
"Hey...so, can you throw that back?"